WHAT'S THIS? AN ERIC HARRIS ENJOYER ON THE WORLD WIDE INTERWEBZ?? EEEEEWWWW! DIS-GUZ-TANGG! Trust me I know. Gawd, well alright. I guess I should make one of these about myself, huh? I hate being perceived in a physical form with an actual FACE and all that shit, but i'll make an exception for the glorious land of neocities. here's two pictures of me that actually look NOTHING like me for some reason! YYAAAHH! that's all ya get, you muthafuckin' web citizaaans. Anyways, I'm CrAsH and this is my wEbSiTe, well... one part of my website, that is. On this particular page, you'll find various shit about yours truly that you may or may not find interesting, cool, KKRINGE, or any other adjective of your choice.
~ MY PLAYLIST OF SUPERIOR SOUNDZ ~
TCM 4 EVER. HAVE F_N AND GOOD L_CK!
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!
you know the gist!
LIKES: industrial music, renaissance art, old web, weapons, miso soup, goth shit, writing, gore, true crime, nighttime, soviet culture, my boyfriend, trench coats, dark humour, winter, the 90s, traveling, amsterdam, wwii, concerts, epic lolz
DISLIKES: sol pais, most people, religion especially jehovah's witnesses, idea-stealing gremlins, babies, twitter, tik tok, corporate internet aesthetic, alt-right and alt-left, sheeple, posers, the band ajr, school, those who worship political figures, carrd, mayonnaise, dave cullen, the big zucc, billionares, gen z, cops, the government, people who make getting the covid vaccine their entire personality, people who take things seriously 24/7, overly sensitive people, those who think one group of people is superior over another, women needing to support women, that one tumblr art style where hamilton has tits, gender, america, believing someone should have special priveleges because of who they are, the school system, SATs and ACTs, people who complain about their appearance but don't actively try to do anything about it, the phrase "the new normal", azealia banks, algebra, good god let me stop there...
A CRASH COURSE ON CRASH?
if for some reason you wanna know more about yourz tr00ly, here's some random facts and shit that I will update every now and then, some more of my favorite things that you should check out forreal, and uh... yeah!
I. I'm Russian JJYYEAAHH! This fucky ass HTML shit won't let me type anything in Russian, but I'm fluent and can read, write, speak in it.. all that.
II. My favorite gun is an MP40. GAH *chef's kiss*!!! The one Omar used in Inglourious Basterds to blast all those goddamn Nazis in the theater? Top fuckin' tier.
III. Doom II and Team Fortress 2 are my favorite video games. I also really like classic Wolfenstein. AAAnd of course, I have to mention the Super Columbine Massacre RPG, don't I? Cool shit. I fuck with the soundtrack for some reason.
IV. Sol Pais follows (followed?) me on Spotify and stole a few of the songs off my most popular playlist before nae nae-ing herself. It's so weird to me, but I don't like her at all so I'm b.i.t.t.e.r.!
V. I met the literal love of my life because of the existence of these two boys who did a funky lil thing at their school in April of 1999... I dOn'T kNoW iF yOu'Ve EvEr HeArD oF tHeM bEfOrE.
VI. I would not be the person I am today if it wasn't for Adam Lanza. No further explanation on that one.
VII. When I finally decided to stop using my real name online and make a fake nick for the hell of it, I named myself after a Bloody Beetroots song and Jack Kevorkian. Gawd.
VIII. My favorite youtubers are NFKRZ, DemolitionRanch, theneedledrop, iNabber, and ADoseOfBuckley.
IX. If you're into all this shit: I'm an Aquarius, my MBTI is INTJ, and I think my enneagram is 8w7... whatever all that means anyway.
X. BONUS FREAKIN' SHIIEET! Click here.
HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE LINKZ!
IF ANY OF THESE DON'T WORK AT ANY POINT, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL FIX THEM.
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ROTTEN.The most ikonik site! For all your 90s grotesque needs.
Chessboard Killer.Big Man Sasha explaining how he killed.
90S TV.Self-explanatory. If you're like me, you went straight for the 'news' to find Ye Olde 4/20/99.
GOD HATES GOTHS.Unfortunately a spoof, but still funny as shit. Special appearance by E and D, ha!
DOOM II.Play some OG fuckin' DOOM!!! Well uh, Hell On Earth specifically. My favorite version specifically.
HEY, ELLIOT RODGER HERE.A compilation of the greatest phrase to ever be uttered upon this bitch of an earth.
OLD NET.Retro in-tah-net!
NukeMap.NUKE ya enemies' GOTTdam HOUSE!
SHADYURL.Make any link look suspicious and sketchy azzz all hell.
CUTE DEAD GUYS.Necros just wanna have fun.
FULL AUTO MP40.Why are MP40s so damn cool? Gawd.
COLUMBINE DRAMATICA.No joke my favorite thing in the entire world.